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D.L. Green

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D.L. Green

D.L. Green lives in California with her husband, three children, silly dog, and a big collection of rubber chickens. She loves to read, write, and joke around.

This author is available for in-person visits. Learn more!

I have been speaking at elementary schools (K-6) for 15 years.
I usually talk about how a book goes from idea, to outline, to many drafts, to getting illustrations, to book form. I talk about the many drafts I wrote of my first book and how I got a lot of rejections, but never gave up, and finally got the book published in four languages, plus audiobook.
The teachers appreciate this lesson in persistence, but I also make it fun for the kids. I also talk about how to make people laugh, using my large collection of rubber chickens to illustrate my points (this is mostly an excuse to have fun with silly rubber chickens). The last few minutes are for questions and answers.
My talks are highly interactive.

$800 per day or $200 per forty-five-minute to one-hour presentation.
 
Being a Punch Line Is No Joke: A 4D Book

Being a Punch Line Is No Joke: A 4D Book

Shelby Bloom cringes when her mom posts an embarrassing video of her online. Shelby hopes no one will see it, but quickly the clip goes viral at school. When ...

New Releases Capstone 4D Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781496564696
Format Hardcover
Series The Funny Girl

S/L Price
$19.49

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2019 FIC Grades 3-5 Grades 3-5 3.9 O 580L
 
The Funny Girl

The Funny Girl

There are 4 titles in this set.

In search of an identity, fourth-grader Shelby Bloom worries that she's no sports superstar, no whiz kid, no social butterfly, and no beauty queen. But she is ...

New Releases Capstone 4D
ISBN 9781496564832
Format Hardcover
Series The Funny Girl

S/L Price
$77.96

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2019 FIC Grades 3-5 Grades 3-5
 
Good Deeds and Other Laughing Matters: A 4D Book

Good Deeds and Other Laughing Matters: A 4D Book

After their teacher announces a good citizenship contest, Shelby and her classmates try to outdo each other with good deeds. Grand plans go wrong and sometimes ...

New Releases Capstone 4D Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781496564702
Format Hardcover
Series The Funny Girl

S/L Price
$19.49

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2019 FIC Grades 3-5 Grades 3-5 3.6 O 520L
 
Making Friends and Horsing Around: A 4D Book

Making Friends and Horsing Around: A 4D Book

After her family moves across the country and she starts at a new school, Shelby Bloom struggles to make friends and find her place. She tries to share other ...

New Releases Capstone 4D Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781496564672
Format Hardcover
Series The Funny Girl

S/L Price
$19.49

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2019 FIC Grades 3-5 Grades 3-5 3.3 O 570L
 
Something Smells Funny at the Talent Show: A 4D Book

Something Smells Funny at the Talent Show: A 4D Book

With a big prize at stake, everyone wants to win the school talent show. Shelby Bloom is planning a stand-up comedy act, while mean girl Brooke is planning to ...

New Releases Capstone 4D Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781496564689
Format Hardcover
Series The Funny Girl

S/L Price
$19.49

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2019 FIC Grades 3-5 Grades 3-5 3.8 O 560L
 
The Babysitter Chronicles

The Babysitter Chronicles

There are 4 titles in this set.

Babysitting can be great: cute kids, a chance to be in charge, and of course, extra cash! But it doesn’t always go smoothly. Experience the hilarious, crazy, ...

ISBN 9781496527684
Format Hardcover
Series The Babysitter Chronicles

S/L Price
$79.96

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2016 FIC Grades 4-7 Grades 4-7
 
Kaitlyn and the Competition

Kaitlyn and the Competition

Kaitlyn is a top-notch babysitter: she's organized, disciplined, and efficient. And she needs her regular babysitting gigs to pay for new clothes, bedroom ...

Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781496527547
Format Hardcover
Series The Babysitter Chronicles

S/L Price
$19.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2016 FIC Grades 4-7 Grades 4-7 4.2 640L
 
Zeke Meeks

Zeke Meeks

There are 2 titles in this set.

Zeke Meeks's little sister has been annoying him with Princess Sing-Along obsession forever, but it's gotten even worse. After he's guilted into going to a ...

ISBN 9781479556861
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$33.98

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2015 Fic Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2
 
Zeke Meeks

Zeke Meeks

There are 12 titles in this set.

Like any third-grade boy, Zeke Meeks has his share of problems. His little sister sings embarrassing princess songs around his friends. He has a deep, dark ...

ISBN 9781479556878
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$203.88

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2015 Fic Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2
 
Zeke Meeks

Zeke Meeks

There are 2 titles in this set.

Like any third-grade boy, Zeke Meeks has his share of problems. His little sister sings embarrassing princess songs around his friends. He has a deep, dark ...

ISBN 9781479557714
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$33.98

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2015 Fic Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2
 
Zeke Meeks

Zeke Meeks

There are 14 titles in this set.

Like any third-grade boy, Zeke Meeks has his share of problems. His little sister sings embarrassing princess songs around his friends. He has a deep, dark ...

ISBN 9781479557721
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$237.86

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2015 Fic Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2
 
Zeke Meeks vs the Annoying Princess Sing-Along

Zeke Meeks vs the Annoying Princess Sing-Along

Zeke Meeks's little sister has been annoying him with Princess Sing-Along obsession forever, but it's gotten even worse. After he's guilted into going to a ...

Reviewed Titles Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781479548286
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2015 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.4 O 630L
 
Zeke Meeks vs the Crummy Class Play

Zeke Meeks vs the Crummy Class Play

Zeke Meeks is used to being disappointed by his teacher's announcements, so he's pleasantly surprised when Mr. McNutty announces that the class will be putting ...

Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781479548279
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2015 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.3 O 580L
 
Zeke Meeks vs the Mother's Day Meltdown

Zeke Meeks vs the Mother's Day Meltdown

Mother's Day is coming up and all of Zeke's classmates are planning great gifts for their moms. But not Zeke. He's tired of his mom's healthy food and all her ...

Reviewed Titles Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781479521685
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2015 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.5 M 520L
 
Zeke Meeks vs the Stinky Soccer Team

Zeke Meeks vs the Stinky Soccer Team

Zeke joins soccer only to discover that none of his friends are on his team and the team uniforms are the color of pee.Worst of all, a bossy boy makes him ...

Reviewed Titles Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781479557684
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2015 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.4 M 580L
 
Zeke Meeks

Zeke Meeks

There are 2 titles in this set.

Like any third-grade boy, Zeke Meeks has his share of problems. His little sister sings embarrassing princess songs around his friends. He has a deep, dark ...

ISBN 9781479520459
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$33.98

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2014 Fic Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2
 
Zeke Meeks

Zeke Meeks

There are 10 titles in this set.

Like any third-grade boy, Zeke Meeks has his share of problems. His little sister sings embarrassing princess songs around his friends. He has a deep, dark ...

ISBN 9781479521692
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$169.90

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2014 Fic Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2
 
Zeke Meeks vs His Big Phony Cousin

Zeke Meeks vs His Big Phony Cousin

Zeke can't wait for his cousin Sam to arrive for a visit. But once Sam arrives, Zeke quickly tires of his guest's constant bragging and sucking up. Is Sam ...

Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781479521678
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2014 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.4 O 620L
 
Zeke Meeks vs the Pain-in-the-Neck Pets

Zeke Meeks vs the Pain-in-the-Neck Pets

Zeke wants to bring home the class guinea pig, Poopster, but his mom insists he's not responsible enough. To prove he can handle it, he promises to take care ...

Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781479521661
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2014 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.4 M 600L
 
Zeke Meeks vs the Big Blah-rific Birthday

Zeke Meeks vs the Big Blah-rific Birthday

When Zeke's birthday party falls near Grace Chang's and Owen Leech's big bashes, he decides to cancel his party. After all, even he would rather go to their ...

Reviewed Titles Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781404876378
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2013 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.4 M 640L
 
Zeke Meeks vs the Horrendous Halloween

Zeke Meeks vs the Horrendous Halloween

Halloween should be nothing but trick-or-treating, fun, and candy, but that's is not how it goes for Zeke. Costume troubles, a fight with Hector, and lame ...

Reviewed Titles Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781404876385
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2013 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.3 M 590L
 
Zeke Meeks vs the No-Fun Fund-Raiser

Zeke Meeks vs the No-Fun Fund-Raiser

As a rule, school fund-raising is no fun. But Zeke Meeks is determined to become the best fund-raiser around. After all, the student who sells the most cake ...

Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781404876408
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2013 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.3 M 520L
 
Zeke Meeks vs the Super Stressful Talent Show

Zeke Meeks vs the Super Stressful Talent Show

Zeke's teacher is at it again. This time, Mr. McNutty is making the whole class be in a talent show. Normally, Zeke wouldn't worry about having a great act, ...

Reviewed Titles Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781404876392
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2013 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.2 M 560L
 
Zeke Meeks vs the Gruesome Girls

Zeke Meeks vs the Gruesome Girls

Girls are ruining Zeke Meeks' life. Not only is he surrounded by girls at home, he now has a new girl neighbor. She might be good at sports and video games, ...

Reviewed Titles Award Winners Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781404868052
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2012 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.1 L 570L
 
Zeke Meeks vs the Horrifying TV-Turnoff Week

Zeke Meeks vs the Horrifying TV-Turnoff Week

Zeke Meeks thinks his teacher is crazy when he announces that no one can watch TV for an entire week. There is no way Zeke will survive without videogames or ...

Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781404868045
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2012 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.3 L 580L
 
Zeke Meeks vs the Putrid Puppet Pals

Zeke Meeks vs the Putrid Puppet Pals

Instead of playing at recess, Zeke Meeks' classmates have been sitting around, staring at their boring Puppet Pals. Will Zeke join them, even though he has no ...

Reviewed Titles Award Winners Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781404868038
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2012 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.3 L 570L
 
Zeke Meeks vs the Stinkin' Science Fair

Zeke Meeks vs the Stinkin' Science Fair

Normally, Zeke Meeks wouldn't care too much about the science fair, but he needs the prize money. If he doesn't pay Grace Change fifty dollars, she'll use her ...

Reviewed Titles Accelerated Reader
ISBN 9781404868021
Format Hardcover
Series Zeke Meeks

S/L Price
$16.99

Copyright Dewey Interest Level Reading Level ATOS GRL Lexile
2012 FIC Grades 2-4 Grades 2-2 3.7 M 530L
 
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